Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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