I want to stick my p in your. b.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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