She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Couch. On fire.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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