I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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