I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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