I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
