I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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