This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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