we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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