Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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