Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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