you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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