He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
id be glad to
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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