My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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