My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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