is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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