This is not my ceiling
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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