do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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