kristin has been a bad kristin
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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