she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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