Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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