I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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