You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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