jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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