Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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