I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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