Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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