We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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