Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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