Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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