is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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