I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
