haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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