I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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