It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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