Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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