i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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