You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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