On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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