Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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