I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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