I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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