yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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