lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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