I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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