There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
should my penis look like a turkey
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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