Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
accomplished twins. life is a go
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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