needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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