i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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