I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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