the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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