those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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