Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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