so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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