scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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