do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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